(Source: fuckyeahprettygirlsrockkk, via itsmissjordan)
“Some 12 year old at target gave me some cash to buy him black ops. I told him to wait for me outside in 5 minutes otherwise if he’s with me it would have looked too suspicious. Put the game back, went out the other exit and laughed my ass off. Easiest $55 I ever made. Lesson learned? Don’t give your mom’s money to strange guys, kids.”
Gotdamn life lessons is hittin pockets hard out here
I mean I don’t think people should give their money to strangers but this is some asshole shit.
So you robbed a child? Congrats you’re a disgusting piece of shit. Why the fuck would you even brag about this? You are fucking vile.
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(Source: solaravada-archive)
There should be a show called “You’ll Never Find Out” where each week there’s a new story with a new set of characters and it always ends on a cliffhanger.
Well hello there satan
NO BUT THEN IN THE SEASON FINALE THEY HAVE LIKE 3 MINUTE SPOTS TO SHOW THE CONCLUSIONS FOR ALL THE STORIES
AND PLOT TWIST: All those unconnected stories? They connect like puzzle pieces in the end.
SOMEBODY MAKE THIS HAPPEN
(via bipolarbansheebonnie)
